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Yes, she said all of this stuff. Really.
“Man, if anyone ever came at me with a dental dam, I’d be like ‘What’s that for? Are you planning on wrapping up the left-overs?’”
LOOOOOL. Totally relevant...what we saw today.
How did I just find this?
Love the wittyness
Stuff My Girlfriend Says: On...subject of safer sex.