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Yes, she said all of this stuff. Really.
“Getting a brazilian wax is like putting a spoiler on your car. You can go faster and everyone who sees it knows you care about your ride.”
I love this girlfriend
Hahahaha (looks at my girlfriend O.o)
(internerd:)(stuffmygirlfriendsays:) “Getting a brazilian wax is like putting a spoiler on your car. You can go faster...