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She really wanted a ride home after work.

“If you picked me up after work I’d be so happy I’d cry. On your penis. With my mouth.”

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    This sounds like something a friend of mine would say. Hah.
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    how are some couples
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    ahahahahahhahaha
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    LMAO!!! ……………LOL……. that is some shit i would say.
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