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Yes, she said all of this stuff. Really.
“If you picked me up after work I’d be so happy I’d cry. On your penis. With my mouth.”
This sounds like something a friend of mine would say. Hah.
how are some couples
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LMAO!!! ……………LOL……. that is some shit i would say.
Stuff My Girlfriend Says: She really wanted a ride home