Latest Tweets:

She said 'John Hancock' instead of signature

  • Me: Er, we don't use that term here.
  • Her: Of course you don't! That's because he didn't sign your declaration of independence, you non-constitution-having, freedom-of-speech-hating motherfucker!

  1. seasonsofincarnadine reblogged this from seasonsofincarnadine
  2. mildmanneredman reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays
  3. whoalopez reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays and added:
    Anthony would appreciate this.
  4. hannahavana reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays
  5. tinze reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays
  6. elvis-shrugged reblogged this from lazychateau
  7. lazychateau reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays
  8. sara911 reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays
  9. nikkioliii reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays
  10. drunkblogger reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays
  11. thricexbetelgeuse reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays
  12. fallakin reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays
  13. terminallyychill reblogged this from stuffmygirlfriendsays