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Yes, she said all of this stuff. Really.
“I don’t like getting oral sex when I first wake up because then my vagina will have morning breath.”
LMFAOOOOOOO WHAT EVEN OMG
LOLOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA OMG my abs hurt from laughing. oh god
Stuff My Girlfriend Says: Wait, what?
ahahahahahah. omg.
don’t think anything...amuse me this whole week as much as this did
Bahahahahahahaha
hahahahhaha. So true.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK??! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. LOOOOOOOL. XD
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