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I flipped channels over to a basketball game

“Can you turn that off? It sounds like a dolphin-rape orgy.”

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    lawl lawl lawl lawl lawl. I’m gonna be laughing for daaaays!
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    You can actually have...rape orgy? Actually, wait, I suppose you can. Carry on!