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September 16 2009

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  • Friend: I'm going to help your girlfriend learn how to knit!
  • Me: No fucking way. Absolutely not.
  • My Girlfriend: Why?
  • Me: Because people who knit don't fuck.
  • Friend: Yes they do. Have you SEEN how many knitted penis warmers there are on the internet?
  • Me: You know what keeps a penis warm? A vagina.
  • My Girlfriend: You hardly ever have sex at the front of me anyway. I could still knit.

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    * Steph and I are taking a knitting class....hmmmm
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    i snorted, i laughed so hard. bahahahaha.
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    note: as a knitter and crocheter, i'm going to have to say that boyfriend's "Because people who knit don't fuck" comment...
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    Okay, slightly inappropriate given that my mother is one...my few readers, but...
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