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May 27 2009

On me needing a back-up girlfriend.

  • Me: I think I need a second girlfriend for when you're out of action.
  • Her: Really?
  • Me: Yes, like a stunt girlfriend.
  • Her: A stump girlfriend?
  • Me: No. Stunt.
  • Her: Yeah, stump! You can have a stump girlfriend! No arms or legs! I would want to see that - it would be like watching you fuck a beach-ball.

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