Stuff My Girlfriend Says

smgs2.png @ 100% (RGB/8#) Yes, she said all of this stuff. Really.

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On me needing a back-up girlfriend.

Me: I think I need a second girlfriend for when you're out of action.
Her: Really?
Me: Yes, like a stunt girlfriend.
Her: A stump girlfriend?
Me: No. Stunt.
Her: Yeah, stump! You can have a stump girlfriend! No arms or legs! I would want to see that - it would be like watching you fuck a beach-ball.

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