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Yes, she said all of this stuff. Really.
“Sucks to be you. When I hear the alarm, I think, ‘YAY, SEX!’ and then, ‘YAY, COFFEE!’. I love mornings.”
My mornings just got more depressing.
get my own place so that can
On being told by someone that they hate alarm clocks
such a nice place if everyone had that exact same train of thought every morning :)
people who don’t do mornings suck. *this may...best tumblog that i have found. thank you...
LOLLL I’m sure...woke up next to lover every morning ^_^ This site is so funny!!!