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“That stuff is the repressed Christian house-wife of booze. It won’t go down without a fight.”
“Be careful. I think she has you on her ‘to do’ list!”
“No fucking way. I only have two pieces of advice. If you’re under 25 –- shut the fuck up, junior. If you’re over 25 — grow the fuck up, loser.”
“How should I I know? I can’t be bothered keeping track of the sex lives of the moderately attractive.”
“Gay guys are always saying how much they like fat chicks. I think it’s because they don’t have to fuck them.”
“No, but I got you Wild Berry Metamucil!”
“Cricket? I thought this was a gardening show!”
“I hope the look you’re going for is ‘Pablo Escobar’s Interior Designer’ because you have totally nailed it.”
“Was he taking driving lessons from Billy Joel?”
“I don’t like getting oral sex when I first wake up because then my vagina will have morning breath.”
