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“NEVER FORGET OR THE TERRORISTS WIN!”
“Look at you, being all serious. And nobody caring.”
“I cheated. I only fake-tanned my arms and legs. If I get drunk and get my butt out I’ll blind the horses.”
“I don’t know why I bother going to the gym when you’re so good at Photoshop.”
“Engaging your core is surprisingly easy when you’re trying to hold in a fart for the last half of class.”
“I feel like deep-fried AIDS. Health-wise, not to eat.”
“Hey, maybe I haven’t married YOU yet, fuck-face!”
“Promise me you won’t shave your head too because then you’ll just look like a tree made of skin.”
“Where are we going to go? To the magical land of vaginas and cake?”
“You give them money for playing music in public? By that rationale, anyone who’s leered at my tits in public owes me a dollar.”
* That’s “Street Performers” for you Americans.
