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“I like your boobs. Er, ‘pecs’.”
“You can make your own orgasms, but you can’t make your own cheese. Unless you’re lactating.”
“This is why you never send a hippy to do an anarchist’s job.”
“That wasn’t flirting. Flirting would be saying ‘Hey baby, watch me eat this mango for half an hour’”.
“Orgasms from anal is like beating the big boss in a video game. You don’t get there unless you’ve already beat all the other bosses in the game.”
“I have under-boob sweat. And I don’t even have under-boob!”
‘Puffy Leo’
“It scares me when you’re affectionate. Do you have cancer?”
