July 2011
3 posts
I asked her what laser hair removal was like.
“It felt like being licked by a robot cat.”
An old flame contacted me out of the blue.
“You mean after all this time, bitch is still dickmatized?”
On asexuals.
“I’d much rather date a quadriplegic. At least then you could have some awesome Stephen Hawking Speak’N’Spell sex.”