June 2010
3 posts
On cuddling.
“I only like it when I know you don’t want it. Consensual cuddling is so bland.”
On the subject of safer sex.
“Man, if anyone ever came at me with a dental dam, I’d be like ‘What’s that for? Are you planning on wrapping up the left-overs?’”
Altogether
Me: This room smells like farts and toast. It's weird.
Her: It's weird because it's not altogether bad, right?