March 2010
3 posts
Her: Are you going to stick it in me again later?
Me: That's not very romantic.
Her: We could light a candle.
I went to have a shower after making the sexytime.
“It’s all right for you. Some of us have to smell like vagina all the time!”
She said 'John Hancock' instead of signature
Me: Er, we don't use that term here.
Her: Of course you don't! That's because he didn't sign your declaration of independence, you non-constitution-having, freedom-of-speech-hating motherfucker!