January 2010
5 posts
She was apologising. Kind of.
“I’m sorry. Well, I’m not sorry. I’m sorry you’re a moron.”
She saw a rather unfortunate photo of a naked...
“She looks like a condom stuffed with butter. No, not even butter. Margarine.”
She can't stand Jagermeister
“That stuff is the repressed Christian house-wife of booze. It won’t go down without a fight.”
A female friend asked me out for a drink.
“Be careful. I think she has you on her ‘to do’ list!”
I asked her if she thought she'd be good at...
“No fucking way. I only have two pieces of advice. If you’re under 25 –- shut the fuck up, junior. If you’re over 25 — grow the fuck up, loser.”