August 2009
8 posts
I have bad handwriting and I was filling in a...
“They won’t be able to read that. They’ll just think some Arab was really angry.”
We saw a guy in our local who obviously thought he...
“He’s not properly good-looking. He’s just straight-to-DVD good looking.”
I took her to the cinema in the town where I grew...
“So, how many chicks did you finger-blast in here, stud?”
On infection vectors.
“Guitar solos are a leading cause of AIDS.”
If you want IVF treatment in Victoria, you need to...
“It takes a heroic level of patience to grow your own victim.”
She was very hung-over.
“Can you please not use food words?”
There was construction noise outside that started...
“THIS NOISE IS ROMANTIC! DO YOU WANT TO BONE?”
She noticed something that unsettled her
“Man, after you have an orgasm you’re a whole lot less interested in all the bullshit I say.”