December 2009
4 posts
I asked her if she knew if some mutual...
“How should I I know? I can’t be bothered keeping track of the sex lives of the moderately attractive.”
On the radio, Queen's Freddie Mercury was singing...
“Gay guys are always saying how much they like fat chicks. I think it’s because they don’t have to fuck them.”
I asked if we had any Jagermeister in the house.
“No, but I got you Wild Berry Metamucil!”
Cricket was on television. I asked if she was...
“Cricket? I thought this was a gardening show!”