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“If I wanted to sit in a room and listen to people cough and chew, I’d hand out popcorn in a doctor’s waiting room.”
“You know, I don’t actually like your balls. They’re like the fat friend you have to put up with so you can make out with the hot chick.”
“It’s OK, George Clooney. I’m sure you’ll find a pot-bellied pig to love you.”
“Man, you look like a banana from the bottom of the bin!”
“You can’t use silicone lubricant with silicone sex-toys because that’s how you get anti-matter in your vagina.”
“Last time I saw nails like that they were in Tommy Lee’s butt-hole!”
“Set your piss-muffin to stream instead of spray.”
“At least it covers your gums when you smile!”
“It felt like being licked by a robot cat.”
“You mean after all this time, bitch is still dickmatized?”
