Latest on twitter:
Yes, she said all of this stuff. Really.
“It’s all right for you. Some of us have to smell like vagina all the time!”
“Sure I will. Next time we have sex when I’m finished I’ll spray you in the face with a seltzer bottle.”
“Just like Rush Limbaugh!”
“Aw baby! Sometimes you’re a dipshit, but you’re never a douchebag.”
Look! They released Cam-Whore Barbie!
“That’s because yours are made of chicken and ours are made of illegal immigrants or something.”
“I can’t watch that shit because I’m convinced I’m one two-month old magazine and a saved pickle jar away from being one of those people.”
“I’m sorry. Well, I’m not sorry. I’m sorry you’re a moron.”
“She looks like a condom stuffed with butter. No, not even butter. Margarine.”